Some people dream of buying a house so they can raise a family, buy furniture, decor and electronics, or just so they have a place they can call their own. When I think of buying a house only one thing comes to mind:

Lawn Gnome Army.

I dream of one day having more lawn gnomes than any one person should own and arranging them in my front yard. At night while the neighbors sleep I will rearrange them so that the seem to be moving on their own. If some neighbor complains of my hobby I will arrange my gnomes into ranks, directed at their yard, and threaten them with invasion.

This is my life’s aspiration.