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March 11, 2009, 12:01 am
Every time I have an exam, I show up to class and place my scan tron and number 2 pencil on my desk, in plain sight. This is perfectly normal for exams that require a scan tron, but in those that don’t it may cause people to run to the bookstore and then arrive once again ten minutes late, clearly exhausted.
Variations on this method:
- Show up with a blue book
- Show up with a clearly different scan tron
- Show up with an abacus
That last one may not cause anyone to run to the store, but it may cause them to have second thoughts about how they invested their studying time.
March 9, 2009, 12:00 am
Some people dream of buying a house so they can raise a family, buy furniture, decor and electronics, or just so they have a place they can call their own. When I think of buying a house only one thing comes to mind:
Lawn Gnome Army.
I dream of one day having more lawn gnomes than any one person should own and arranging them in my front yard. At night while the neighbors sleep I will rearrange them so that the seem to be moving on their own. If some neighbor complains of my hobby I will arrange my gnomes into ranks, directed at their yard, and threaten them with invasion.
This is my life’s aspiration.
January 11, 2009, 8:39 pm
Other than the lack of content and this un-customized, downloaded template, I’d say this bitch is up and running. Interesting stuff to come soon so check back (talking to myself at this point).